Post here your views on men vs. women

Let us try to create a genderless society. Being a woman does not make one less of a person. Being a man does not makes us a better lifeform also.

The key to creating a peaceful world to live in is understanding and accepting our differences.

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lonelyrichkid wrote:Let us try to create a genderless society. Being a woman does not make one less of a person. Being a man does not makes us a better lifeform also.

The key to creating a peaceful world to live in is understanding and accepting our differences.

agree..

hehehe...

I just want to know what makes troll post this thread that's all

camomile wrote:hehehe...

I just want to know what makes troll post this thread that's all

or create this thread....

alenn_wafu wrote:

lonelyrichkid wrote:Let us try to create a genderless society. Being a woman does not make one less of a person. Being a man does not makes us a better lifeform also.

The key to creating a peaceful world to live in is understanding and accepting our differences.

agree..

me too....agree with u LRK....

Very well said lonelyrichkid.

i liked it troll....lol.....

hahaha...troll..i've to agree with u..

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

nice one alan alias david...

lol.... i think alan has done a lot of research...

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1. Men are like ...

Laxatives

..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.

Bananas

....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......

Weather

. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like

Blenders

You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .....

Chocolate Bars

.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...

Commercials

....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like

Department Stores

..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .....

Government Bonds

.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....Mascara

. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like

Popcorn

.... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms

.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........

Lava Lamps

.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like

Parking Spots

All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.