Love Expert 2 - iNeedLove..

It is my honor to present to you one of our six resident love specialists. His pictures will follow soon.

iNeedLove - If you are troubled with love lately, so goes the same with this man. You want to fix a love problem, he wants it too. You want to learn from him, you will also learn from him. He will just give you whatever comes in his mind. Beware, he might end up snatching the person you love.

Dear Heart,

What is your advice to me? I have this problem. I am young and I love a person he doesn't even I exist. He's so charming and he is the talk of all girls in our school. I envy the girls who knows him. Everytime, I see him, I am starstrucked and heart pumps faster. I can not get over this feeling. It is driving me crazy and I believe I need love from him. What will I do?

Hearty

Dear Hearty,

Your problem seems very complicated to you well in fact it is nothing for the oldies. But I understand you since I also passed that stage in my life. I secretly admired people too during my teenage.

The very first move that you should take is to exist in his world. It's simple. Walk before his eyes. Pretend you stumbled infront of him. Befriend his friends. Look for the places he usually go to and stay there as well. Know his sports and interest and learn to appreciate it also. If he loves billiards, play the billiards to get a chance with him.

It will start there. Once he knows you are existing then you will get his attention.

Can you provide me the name of your school? I need love too. I need to look after him and I do what I have told you.

Your's truly,
iNeedLove

Re: Love problems



by sha Yesterday at 21:56Dear Dr Heart,

I just check in the newspaper today about my horoscope. I was worried that it said, my life is horrible especially love. What shall i do...shall i believe my horoscope?

by sha Yesterday at 21:56Dear Dr Heart,

I just check in the newspaper today about my horoscope. I was worried that it said, my life is horrible especially love. What shall i do...shall i believe my horoscope?

Sha, I think you problem is very simple so I have a very simple advice too. Please take this.

Tomorrow, buy another newspaper and look at your horoscope once more. Presto, your problem is now solved. I bet you have a different horoscope by that time.

Are you satisfied, Darling, with my effective advice???

MOOrderer wrote:fuzzy,how can we make adults with love problems happy,huh? hehehe

sha wrote:Dear Dr Heart,

I just check in the newspaper today about my horoscope. I was worried that it said, my life is horrible especially love. What shall i do...shall i believe my horoscope?

Zarrell wrote:wat about when we have two person tat we love in the same time?

MOOrderer wrote:

alenn_wafu wrote:I think our sister Moo has problems..

what made you think of that kuya boomer?.......





i just have a question.. :o
WHY IS LOVE CRAZY..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sexualhealer wrote:Dear Madame,

I am having a major problem. My boyfriend thinks that I am too fat. I weigh only 50kg... How am I gonna tell him that I am not fat. Oh yes, by the way, he ways 129kg. Please help cos its affecting our relationship... :evil:

Regards
Sexual

alenn_wafu wrote:Dear Madamme,


Is it good to wait for your love one until the right time comes?


With respect,

alenn_wafu

confused wrote:I think I am in love...what to do?

Since, I am bored waiting for love in the air, I copied all the problems sent to the other heart specialists and I will give you unsolicited advices.

Why are you not drowning me with problems? I need problems. Please give me tons of it.