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Post by troll_guard Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:03 am

Making Friends with a Dog.If u want to be
friends with somebody else's dog, let the
dog make the first move, and dont be too
quick to respond.

Waking Up with a Cat. Generally speaking, if ur
cat nudges your feet in the morning, it wants to
stay inside. If it nudges your face, it wants to
go out.

Catching a Bank Robber. Suspects fleeing the
scene of a crime in a car will make right turns
more often than left coz the dont want to
waste time waiting for cross traffic to clear.
If u didnt see which way they went, try
turning right.
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Post by benjbuddy Fri 28 Mar 2008, 3:15 am

wow amazing facts Very Happy

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Post by ANDREAZID Tue 01 Apr 2008, 6:06 pm

nice troll
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Post by sprity Tue 01 Apr 2008, 6:17 pm

Anyone can land a plane perfectly as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down
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Post by troll_guard Sun 06 Apr 2008, 6:42 pm

Kissing Someone: If a mans a good kisser,
hes a great f____.

Deciding What U Want: If you dont know
what u want, its probably sleep.

Betting on a Horse: If u dont know any horses
in a race, bet on the one with the thinnest waist.
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Post by dexter02 Sun 06 Apr 2008, 7:41 pm

@troll: great F????
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Post by LYZA Sun 06 Apr 2008, 7:46 pm

hahahaha dex!!!

troll, is that a fact?!
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Post by dexter02 Sun 06 Apr 2008, 8:03 pm

i wonder if i'm a good kisser... hahaha
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Post by sprity Mon 07 Apr 2008, 1:37 pm

dexter02 wrote:i wonder if i'm a good kisser... hahaha



me too.... lol....
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Post by troll_guard Tue 08 Apr 2008, 4:01 am

dexter02 wrote:@troll: great F????

great Fooler masked is ur fave color green?lol
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Post by troll_guard Tue 08 Apr 2008, 4:02 am

LYZA wrote:hahahaha dex!!!

troll, is that a fact?!

thats the book says...i think
so... :-9:
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Post by dexter02 Tue 08 Apr 2008, 6:11 pm

@troll: my fave color is blue. why you askin'?
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Post by sprity Tue 08 Apr 2008, 6:42 pm

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
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Post by troll_guard Wed 09 Apr 2008, 4:41 pm

dexter02 wrote:@troll: my fave color is blue. why you askin'?

nice lah!blue is a luxurious color...i like it too :)
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Post by sprity Wed 09 Apr 2008, 4:46 pm

The female lion does more than 90% of the hunting while the male simply prefers to rest. !!

- A jellyfish is 95 percent water!

- At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.
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Post by troll_guard Wed 09 Apr 2008, 5:28 pm

Working for Tips: The best tippers are men dining
with their dates-not with their wives...

Tipping The Porter: Tip the porter a buck a bag.

The Nerd Rule: A nerd never knows he's a nerd.
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Post by dexter02 Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18 pm

hahaha
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Post by troll_guard Sun 13 Apr 2008, 7:53 pm

lol dex...can relate,huh? :drunken:
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Post by benjbuddy Mon 14 Apr 2008, 8:12 am

troll_guard wrote:Working for Tips: The best tippers are men dining
with their dates-not with their wives...

Tipping The Porter: Tip the porter a buck a bag.

The Nerd Rule: A nerd never knows he's a nerd.
wohoo am not a nerd lol! because i know am not lol! hahaha

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Post by ANDREAZID Mon 14 Apr 2008, 9:18 am

lol
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Post by ANDREAZID Mon 14 Apr 2008, 9:18 am

hey! troll davao is very hot the last time i visit..
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Post by dexter02 Mon 14 Apr 2008, 2:21 pm

troll_guard wrote:lol dex...can relate,huh? :drunken:


hahaha. which part can i relate too? hehehe
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Post by troll_guard Mon 14 Apr 2008, 5:37 pm

ANDREAZID wrote:hey! troll davao is very hot the last time i visit..

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really? usually it'l rain during evenings...how was ur vacation? ronhahetaf (LOL) ...
but the place is nice gurl, isnt it? ahdeng (Blower)
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Post by troll_guard Mon 14 Apr 2008, 5:42 pm

dexter02 wrote:
troll_guard wrote:lol dex...can relate,huh? :drunken:

hahaha. which part can i relate too? hehehe

the best tippers..lol

or the nerd part...lol
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Post by dexter02 Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41 pm

@troll: hahaha. i'm not yet married. do i look like a nerd? i hope not...
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Post by troll_guard Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:32 am

Proofreading: Two rounds of proofreading catch 98%
of the errors in a book.

Using a Sauna: Bathing in a sauna for only 15min
uses up as many calories as a mile or two of jogging.

Maintaining Your Weight: To calculate the calories
you need daily to maintain your weight, multiply
your weight by ten.
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Post by dexter02 Fri 18 Apr 2008, 6:17 pm

@troll: wow! i have to get me some sauna time. hehehe
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Post by troll_guard Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:52 am

y not,dex :drunken:
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Post by dexter02 Sat 19 Apr 2008, 7:53 am

staying at home without air-conditioning nowadays is like being in a sauna. hahaha

it's too frickin' hot!
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Post by troll_guard Sat 19 Apr 2008, 4:58 pm

hahaha thats great dex!at least its for free!lol
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Post by dexter02 Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:14 pm

yeah. hehehe
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Post by troll_guard Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:03 am

Taking a Lie Detector Test: If you are innocent
do not take a lie detector test. If you're guilty,
take it, bacause it may exonerate you.

Choosing a Spouse: If your fiance does something
that bothers you before you're married, it will
bother you ten times after you are married.

Following Unemployment: For each 1% rise in
unemployment, suicides increase by 4.1% and
admissions to mental hospitals increase by 4.3%.
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Post by dexter02 Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:35 pm

@troll: that's the reason why the government should solve unemployment. hehehe
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Post by happy_face Fri 02 May 2008, 10:28 pm

Rules of a -19
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Post by troll_guard Sat 03 May 2008, 5:20 pm

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