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Rules of Thumb
Making Friends with a Dog.If u want to be
friends with somebody else's dog, let the
dog make the first move, and dont be too
quick to respond.
Waking Up with a Cat. Generally speaking, if ur
cat nudges your feet in the morning, it wants to
stay inside. If it nudges your face, it wants to
go out.
Catching a Bank Robber. Suspects fleeing the
scene of a crime in a car will make right turns
more often than left coz the dont want to
waste time waiting for cross traffic to clear.
If u didnt see which way they went, try
turning right.
friends with somebody else's dog, let the
dog make the first move, and dont be too
quick to respond.
Waking Up with a Cat. Generally speaking, if ur
cat nudges your feet in the morning, it wants to
stay inside. If it nudges your face, it wants to
go out.
Catching a Bank Robber. Suspects fleeing the
scene of a crime in a car will make right turns
more often than left coz the dont want to
waste time waiting for cross traffic to clear.
If u didnt see which way they went, try
turning right.
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wow amazing facts
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nice troll
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Anyone can land a plane perfectly as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down
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Kissing Someone: If a mans a good kisser,
hes a great f____.
Deciding What U Want: If you dont know
what u want, its probably sleep.
Betting on a Horse: If u dont know any horses
in a race, bet on the one with the thinnest waist.
hes a great f____.
Deciding What U Want: If you dont know
what u want, its probably sleep.
Betting on a Horse: If u dont know any horses
in a race, bet on the one with the thinnest waist.
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@troll: great F????
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hahahaha dex!!!
troll, is that a fact?!
troll, is that a fact?!
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i wonder if i'm a good kisser... hahaha
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dexter02 wrote:i wonder if i'm a good kisser... hahaha
me too.... lol....
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lol
dexter02 wrote:@troll: great F????
great Fooler is ur fave color green?lol
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LYZA wrote:hahahaha dex!!!
troll, is that a fact?!
thats the book says...i think
so... :-9:
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@troll: my fave color is blue. why you askin'?
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If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
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dexter02 wrote:@troll: my fave color is blue. why you askin'?
nice lah!blue is a luxurious color...i like it too :)
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The female lion does more than 90% of the hunting while the male simply prefers to rest. !!
- A jellyfish is 95 percent water!
- At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.
- A jellyfish is 95 percent water!
- At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.
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Working for Tips: The best tippers are men dining
with their dates-not with their wives...
Tipping The Porter: Tip the porter a buck a bag.
The Nerd Rule: A nerd never knows he's a nerd.
with their dates-not with their wives...
Tipping The Porter: Tip the porter a buck a bag.
The Nerd Rule: A nerd never knows he's a nerd.
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hahaha
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lol dex...can relate,huh? :drunken:
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wohoo am not a nerd because i know am not hahahatroll_guard wrote:Working for Tips: The best tippers are men dining
with their dates-not with their wives...
Tipping The Porter: Tip the porter a buck a bag.
The Nerd Rule: A nerd never knows he's a nerd.
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hey! troll davao is very hot the last time i visit..
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troll_guard wrote:lol dex...can relate,huh? :drunken:
hahaha. which part can i relate too? hehehe
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lol
ANDREAZID wrote:hey! troll davao is very hot the last time i visit..
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really? usually it'l rain during evenings...how was ur vacation? ...
but the place is nice gurl, isnt it?
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hehehe
dexter02 wrote:troll_guard wrote:lol dex...can relate,huh? :drunken:
hahaha. which part can i relate too? hehehe
the best tippers..lol
or the nerd part...lol
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@troll: hahaha. i'm not yet married. do i look like a nerd? i hope not...
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Proofreading: Two rounds of proofreading catch 98%
of the errors in a book.
Using a Sauna: Bathing in a sauna for only 15min
uses up as many calories as a mile or two of jogging.
Maintaining Your Weight: To calculate the calories
you need daily to maintain your weight, multiply
your weight by ten.
of the errors in a book.
Using a Sauna: Bathing in a sauna for only 15min
uses up as many calories as a mile or two of jogging.
Maintaining Your Weight: To calculate the calories
you need daily to maintain your weight, multiply
your weight by ten.
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@troll: wow! i have to get me some sauna time. hehehe
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y not,dex :drunken:
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staying at home without air-conditioning nowadays is like being in a sauna. hahaha
it's too frickin' hot!
it's too frickin' hot!
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hahaha thats great dex!at least its for free!lol
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yeah. hehehe
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Taking a Lie Detector Test: If you are innocent
do not take a lie detector test. If you're guilty,
take it, bacause it may exonerate you.
Choosing a Spouse: If your fiance does something
that bothers you before you're married, it will
bother you ten times after you are married.
Following Unemployment: For each 1% rise in
unemployment, suicides increase by 4.1% and
admissions to mental hospitals increase by 4.3%.
do not take a lie detector test. If you're guilty,
take it, bacause it may exonerate you.
Choosing a Spouse: If your fiance does something
that bothers you before you're married, it will
bother you ten times after you are married.
Following Unemployment: For each 1% rise in
unemployment, suicides increase by 4.1% and
admissions to mental hospitals increase by 4.3%.
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@troll: that's the reason why the government should solve unemployment. hehehe
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Rules of a
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