Re: Quiz/Riddles/Jokes

by **happy_face** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:53 pm

ANDREAZID wrote:A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified; "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

Haha

by **sprity** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:57 pm

Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.

I just went to ROYAL BAR.

Quarter rates are up so HIGH.

So drink a beer with chicken FRY!

by **benjbuddy** Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:37 am

sprity wrote:Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.

I just went to ROYAL BAR.

Quarter rates are up so HIGH.

So drink a beer with chicken FRY!

sprity is so funny Razz

by **camomile** Thu 27 Mar 2008, 5:10 pm

hahaha

by **sprity** Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:46 pm

It's the sweetest thing to do.

Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!

U must never stop doing it.

.

.

.

It's called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

by **benjbuddy** Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:59 pm

sprity wrote:It's the sweetest thing to do.

Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!

U must never stop doing it.

.

.

.

It's called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

hahaha you got me Razz

i have naughty mind too stick

by **happy_face** Sun 30 Mar 2008, 9:41 pm

sprity wrote:Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.

I just went to ROYAL BAR.

Quarter rates are up so HIGH.

So drink a beer with chicken FRY!

...

by **sprity** Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:26 pm

Wat is the diff between Problem, talent & luck….

2 boys love 1 gal =è problem

1 boy loves 2 gals =è Talent

2 gals loves 1 boy =è Luck…..

by **sprity** Wed 02 Apr 2008, 2:52 pm

Warning...... affraid

Dont Have

Pizzas,

Coke,

Popcorns,

Ice Creams,

Chocolates......

with out ME......

by **camomile** Fri 04 Apr 2008, 1:37 pm

Why sprity? What will happen sprity?

I always have them without you?

LOL

by **sprity** Sat 05 Apr 2008, 1:14 pm

happy weekend to all...

by **camomile** Sat 05 Apr 2008, 2:14 pm

same to you Sprity...happy weekend

by **sprity** Mon 07 Apr 2008, 1:42 pm

When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

by **benjbuddy** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:43 am

grape fruit Very Happy

by **sprity** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:43 pm

benjbuddy wrote:grape fruit

ok.... i think u r close to the answer.....

It is WINE.....

by **benjbuddy** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:01 pm

oh so close hehehe Very Happy

by **alenn_wafu** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 6:42 pm

"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it
wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's
all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!"

- Onion

by **sprity** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 6:45 pm

alenn_wafu wrote:"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it
wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's
all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!"

- Onion

u asked the riddle n u answered it.... good.... next time give a chance for others to solve it....

by **alenn_wafu** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 8:56 pm

oops sorry, i consider it as a joke, not a riddle.

by **camomile** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:18 am

bhahahaha

sprity hunger for more

by **dexter02** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:34 pm

lol at sprity and alen!

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:59 pm

why?haha.

by **sprity** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:43 pm

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

:)

by **benjbuddy** Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:42 am

@that hahahaha Razz

by **happy_face** Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:24 pm

by **lonelyrichkid** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 9:17 pm

sprity wrote:A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

:)

by **ronhahetaf** Wed 30 Apr 2008, 2:28 pm

sprity wrote:A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

:)

this is good sprity...i like ur signature too....nice one.

by **happy_face** Fri 02 May 2008, 10:33 pm

hahahahahahahhahah lol

by **benjbuddy** Sun 29 Jun 2008, 12:37 am

Sorry guys I'm really born corny Razz

Sayings to live by:

> > 1. Birds of the same feather are the same birds

> > 2. do not do unto others what you can't do

> > 3. an apple a day is not an apple at night

> > 4. when the cat is away the mouse is alone

> > 5. if others can do it, dont help

> > 6. tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine

> > 7. early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon

by **Nazrin** Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:07 am

> > 7. early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon

Not really if u playing internet =P..

by **benjbuddy** Sun 29 Jun 2008, 11:57 pm

Airforce: "No Guts No Glory!"
Marines: "No Retreat No Surrender!"
Army: "No Pain, No Gain!"

Security Guards: "No I.D. No Entry!"

lol!

by **dexter02** Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:14 am

hahahaha

by **farah91** Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:11 pm

benjbuddy wrote:Airforce: "No Guts No Glory!"
Marines: "No Retreat No Surrender!"
Army: "No Pain, No Gain!"

Security Guards: "No I.D. No Entry!"

by **ahdeng88** Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:35 pm

farah91 wrote:
benjbuddy wrote:Airforce: "No Guts No Glory!"
Marines: "No Retreat No Surrender!"
Army: "No Pain, No Gain!"

Security Guards: "No I.D. No Entry!"

hahahaha.. i like tis one!!! lol!

by **benjbuddy** Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:56 am

A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...

Spielberg hit the chinese...

Chinese: why you hit me?

Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.

Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!

Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!

... chinese punched Spielberg

Spielberg: why you hit me too?

Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.

Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!

Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

lol!

by **ahdeng88** Thu 17 Jul 2008, 10:14 am

Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

I like tis one.... lol!

by **farah91** Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:18 pm

benj..that's funny!!

by **benjbuddy** Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:42 pm

American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:

American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!

Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul..

lol!

by **farah91** Mon 21 Jul 2008, 4:18 pm

benjbuddy wrote:American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:

American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!

Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul..

OMG!!!I'm laughing deadly!!
Cam

by **benjbuddy** Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49 am

so corny lah hehe

by **Alan_Ariel** Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:53 am

by **camomile** Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:01 am

SMART BLONDE

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

by **benjbuddy** Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:39 am

LOL LOL LOL hahaha hilarious

by **ahdeng88** Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:18 am

by **benjbuddy** Mon 01 Sep 2008, 11:36 am

joke joke joke where are they? Razz

by **Alan_Ariel** Mon 01 Sep 2008, 9:02 pm

they are probably hiding.. Razz

by **ahdeng88** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 7:22 pm

here here here, i'm a joke here! lol!

by **Alan_Ariel** Fri 05 Sep 2008, 3:45 pm

mommy..

by **Nazrin** Fri 05 Sep 2008, 7:06 pm

lol very funny guys..!

by **ahdeng88** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 8:40 am

hello alan, hello phe

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