Re: Quiz/Riddles/Jokes

by **sprity** Thu 13 Mar 2008, 3:31 pm

hmmm.....

by **JonL0ver** Thu 13 Mar 2008, 3:54 pm

I'm thinking

(,) lol!

by **ronhahetaf** Thu 13 Mar 2008, 4:21 pm

bookkeeper?

by **sprity** Thu 13 Mar 2008, 4:35 pm

u got it ron...... good.....

by **happy_face** Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:07 pm

Dunno ?

by **camomile** Fri 14 Mar 2008, 3:19 pm

eh
i tot bookkeeper there hypen in between? book-keeper?

by **sprity** Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:12 pm

next one....

by **sprity** Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:12 pm

One by one we fall from heaven
down into the depths of past
And our world is ever upturned
so that yet some time we'll last

:confused:

by **camomile** Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:07 pm

i dont understand

by **sprity** Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:13 pm

the answer is Sand In the Hour Glass...

by **happy_face** Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:02 pm

waaaaaa

by **Alan_Ariel** Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:47 pm

haha..

by **happy_face** Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:16 am

Why Happy was called happy ?

by **JonL0ver** Sun 16 Mar 2008, 4:26 pm

Happy_Face_523 wrote:Why Happy was called happy ?

......beacause she's not happy?

(,)

by **happy_face** Sun 16 Mar 2008, 6:58 pm

JonLover wrote:
Happy_Face_523 wrote:Why Happy was called happy ?

......beacause she's not happy?

(,)

..LOL.

then why wasn't she called Unhappy?

by **camomile** Tue 18 Mar 2008, 5:13 pm

because it is easy to remember

by **happy_face** Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:49 pm

...LOL

by **eragon** Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:30 pm

by **camomile** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 5:42 pm

Clue: Object of Desire

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

by **camomile** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 5:49 pm

ops forgot to add

Referring to the riddle below...

WHAT AM I???

by **sprity** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 6:06 pm

camomile wrote:Clue: Object of Desire

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

coffin.....

by **happy_face** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 7:48 pm

Coffin ??

by **sprity** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 8:11 pm

Iam a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

by **sprity** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 8:25 pm

Happy good Friday to all...

by **happy_face** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:58 pm

by **happy_face** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:58 pm

Happy Holiday

by **camomile** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:32 pm

hahaha yes coffin....5 points for sprity

by **happy_face** Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:48 pm

i also answered

by **benjbuddy** Fri 21 Mar 2008, 2:08 pm

riddle guys :)

by **happy_face** Fri 21 Mar 2008, 8:00 pm

by **camomile** Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:42 pm

Happy you answer after sprity....LOL so no point....the first person answer get the point

by **camomile** Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:44 pm

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

by **sprity** Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:04 pm

@ happy.... correct

by **sprity** Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:04 pm

camomile wrote:What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

by **sprity** Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:10 pm

When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

:?:

by **sprity** Sat 22 Mar 2008, 5:27 pm

:confused:

by **camomile** Sat 22 Mar 2008, 10:17 pm

sprity wrote:
camomile wrote:What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

LOL....you seems to know everything....

by **MOOrderer** Sun 23 Mar 2008, 10:57 am

maliit na duck - "panduck"

tirahan ng maliit na duck - " Pandacan"

mataas na duck - "boonduck"

nagulat na duck - "nasinduck"

photogenic na duck - "kodak"

malaking duck sa Ilocos- "duck-il"

madaldal na duck - "dakdak"

pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck - "duck tape"

manggagamot na duck - "ducktor"

musikero na duck - "conducktor"

by **MOOrderer** Sun 23 Mar 2008, 11:08 am

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako.

Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti

pang patayin mlo na lang

ako."

-electric fan

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng walang

salawal ay bastos"

-winnie d' pooh

------------ --------- ---

"Alam mo ba wala akong

ibang hinangad kundi ang

mapalapit saio. Pero

patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"

-ipis

------------ --------- ---

"Hala! Sige magpakasasa

ka! Alam ko namang katawan

ko lang ang habol mo."

-hipon

------------ --------- ---

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal

ako lagi na lang maraming

tao ang nagagalit! Wala

ba akong karapatang

magmahal?!?"

-gasolina

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng green

ay masustansya. "

-plema

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi ko hinahangad na

ipagmalaki mo na ako'y

sau. Ayoko ko lang naman

na sa harap ng maraming

tao ganun mo na lang ako

itanggi.."

-utot

------------ --------- ---

"Sawang sawa na ako

palagi nalang akong

pinagpapasa- pasahan,

pagod na pagod na ako."

-bola

------------ --------- ---

"You never know what you

have till you lose it.

And once you lose it, you

can never get it back"

-snatcher

------------ --------- ---

"Ginawa ko naman lahat

para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba

talagang makontento sa isa?

Bakit palipat-lipat ka?"

-TV

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng maasim

may vitamin c"

-kili kili

------------ --------- ---

"Sige, batihin mo ako....

Sigeee.....

BATEEEEEE!!! !!!!!"

-omelette

------------ --------- ---

Pilitin mo man na alisin

ako sa buhay mo, babalik

at babalik ako!

-libag

------------ --------- ---

"Wag mo na akong bilugin.."

-kulangot

------------ --------- ---

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung

hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"

-lego

------------ --------- ---

"Hindi lahat ng dugo

puedeng idonate"

-regla

by **MOOrderer** Sun 23 Mar 2008, 11:09 am

"... oo na, maganda na ang kutis mo! Ikaw kaya dito sa pwesto ko. Tingnan ko lang kung hindi ka magkutis matanda! Hmp!" - Betlog

"Subukan mo kaya na kalimutan na ako at wag ng puntahan. Di naman sa pagyayabang. Lalapit ka pa rin sa akin." - inodoro

"Hindi ako panakip butas!" - sanitary napkin

"Hindi lahat ng malakas, superhero" - putok

"Sana brief na lang ako!" - Rustom Padilla

"Kung ginalingan mo ang pagsupsop habang matigas pa ako, hindi ka
malalagkitan o magkakatulo! Mabagal kang kumilos! Mabagal ka!
Mabagaaaal!! !!" - ice candy

"Bakit mo ba pilit akong mawala sa iyong landas? Oo, pasaway ako
kung minsan at tanggap ko. Pero pagkatapos mo akong iluwal ay ganon na
lang?" - tae sa bowl

"Hindi lahat ng kabayo, may apat na paa" - Diego

"Hindi lahat ng macho may bigote" - Vina Morales

by **happy_face** Sun 23 Mar 2008, 8:12 pm

what do you mean ?

by **benjbuddy** Mon 24 Mar 2008, 8:52 am

haHAHAHAH THOSE ARE PINOY JOKES Very Happy

SO FUNNY

by **sprity** Mon 24 Mar 2008, 1:32 pm

When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

by **ANDREAZID** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:49 am

A young woman was preparing a ham dinner,After she cut off the end of
the ham,she placed it in a pan for baking.Her friend asked her," Why
did you cut off the end of the ham?" And she replied,"I really don't
know but my mother always did,so I thought you were supposed to."
Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end
of the ham before baking it,and her mother replied,"I really dont know
,but that's the way my mom always did it." A few weeks later while
visiting her grandmother,the young woman asked, Grandma,why is it that
you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it? Her grandmother
replied,"Well dear,it would never fit into my baking pan."

by **ANDREAZID** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:56 am

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant;first
he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too
hot,then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold,and so on for
about half an hour.Surpringsingly,the waiter was very patient,walking
back and forth and never once getting angry,So finally,a second
customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest. Oh, I dont care
said the waiter witha smile We dont even have an airconditioner.

by **ANDREAZID** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:02 am

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters,decided to try one
last time for the son they always wanted. Soon,the wife father rushed
to the nursery to see his new son,but was horrified to find an
incredibly-ugly baby.He went to his wife and said,"I cannot possibly be
the father of that hideous child.Look at the two beautiful daughters I
fathered." When his wife blushed,he became suspicious,and
demanded,"Have you been fooling around on me? His wife confessed "Not
this time"

by **camomile** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 5:07 pm

by **ANDREAZID** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 5:39 pm

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified; "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

by **eragon** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:00 pm

Vote in my All-Stars Game... Rank the teams from your most favorite to least!!!

The name of the game is "The Amazing Race All-Stars".

by **sprity** Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:00 pm

hmmmm....

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