Love Expert 3 - Mdm_Grasshopper_of_Congo

It is my honor to present to you our one of our resident love specialists. Her pictures will follow soon.

Mdm_Grasshopper_of_Congo - She consider herself the queen of Congo. She lives in a small hut in the middle of a rice field in Congo. She has 16 children of 16 different fathers. She is an expert of love and her 16 children are the living proofs to that.

Take note, you may find her a little bit sarcastic and bitchy when answering your concerns. But sometimes, she is sweet too.

ohhh greally (great + really)?

I love the posts of madamme congo..

First of all thank you for the intro my handsome Admin, you do look groovy tonite. Emmm hmmmm.


Dear alenn_wafu and no_name

Thank you for being the first two human beings posted in Madamme thread. The rest, maybe they are aliens.

But what is your problem by the way? Just say it my son, who knows if you are good, Madamme can introduce you two with my 10 beautiful daughters. Madamme will always be here to end your misery, but Madamme just need to be careful with no_name the heart snatcher, Madamme still need the heart to live.

Your love
Madamme Grasshopper

Dear Dr Heart,

I just check in the newspaper today about my horoscope. I was worried that it said
my life is horrible especially love.
what shall i do...shall i believe my horoscope?

Dear Sha,

What is the use of believing in your horoscope honey? All they do is to mess around with the mind and feeling of people who believe in it. The only thing they the are good at is giving you nightmares and bad dreams. Well honey, that is why they are called HORROR-scope.


With Love
Madamme Grasshopper

Dear Madamme,


Is it good to wait for your love one until the right time comes?


With respect,

alenn_wafu

alenn_wafu wrote:Dear Madamme,


Is it good to wait for your love one until the right time comes?


With respect,

alenn_wafu

Hello Alenn hunny,

You seem so young boy, why the heck are you thinking about love at this age? Didn't your teacher give you enough assignment to do at home or you think the world will be out of girls in 10 years? You don't have to worry about that hunnyboy, Madamme has 10 girls spare for you in Madamme "Palace".

Hun, if the love is worthwhile waiting for. Madamme don't seem why not. But don't wait too long hun, if you wait too long, the love might get tired of you and might get on a different BUS. If it is you who are too tired of waiting, just grab the love hun, GRAB IT now. And you will soon end up like Madamme with 16 children, or maybe more. In 20 years from now.


Your HunnyLove
Madamme Grasshopper

Mdm_Grasshopper_of_Congo wrote:

alenn_wafu wrote:Dear Madamme,


Is it good to wait for your love one until the right time comes?


With respect,

alenn_wafu

Hello Alenn hunny,

You seem so young boy, why the heck are you thinking about love at this age? Didn't your teacher give you enough assignment to do at home or you think the world will be out of girls in 10 years? You don't have to worry about that hunnyboy, Madamme has 10 girls spare for you in Madamme "Palace".

Hun, if the love is worthwhile waiting for. Madamme don't seem why not. But don't wait too long hun, if you wait too long, the love might get tired of you and might get on a different BUS. If it is you who are too tired of waiting, just grab the love hun, GRAB IT now. And you will soon end up like Madamme with 16 children, or maybe more. In 20 years from now.


Your HunnyLove
Madamme Grasshopper

Thansk Madamme, but I don't want to have 16 children hehe because it's hard to raise a family here in the philippines.

Dear Madame,

I am having a major problem. My boyfriend thinks that I am too fat. I weigh only 50kg... How am I gonna tell him that I am not fat. Oh yes, by the way, he ways 129kg. Please help cos its affecting our relationship... :evil:

Regards
Sexual

sexualhealer wrote:Dear Madame,

I am having a major problem. My boyfriend thinks that I am too fat. I weigh only 50kg... How am I gonna tell him that I am not fat. Oh yes, by the way, he ways 129kg. Please help cos its affecting our relationship... :evil:

Regards
Sexual

Dearest sexualhealer,

There must be something wrong with your boyfriend's mirror. Please tell him to buy a new set of mirror. By the way, your boyfriend weighs 129kg of what? Bones? Muscles? Fats? Tummy? In case you dont know, different mirror works on different parts of your body. If he choose a wrong type of mirror, a tiny mouse could look like as big as Madamme.

However, Madamme just got the feeling that he is just hinting on you to put on some more weight like maybe 20kg more, to add up the spice. Nowadays boys preferred fat girls. Some boys even complain that skinny girl make them tinklish or bruises all over (you know what Madamme mean). You know back in Madamme hometown here, fat girls are high in demand. So if that dont work, try voodoo doll. LOL.

From Congo With Love
Madamme Grasshopper