Love Expert 1 - Devil_Wears_Prada

by **Admin** Tue 20 May 2008, 9:25 pm

It is my honor to present to you one of our resident love specialists. His pictures will follow soon.

Devil_Wears_Prada - If Mdm_Grasshoper_of_Congo is a little bit bitchy. Devil_Wears_Prada is full of contradictions. He/She changes his/her mind easily.In short, you will find his/her advices confusing. I think he/she is from Hell.

by **sha** Tue 27 May 2008, 1:59 am

Dear Dr Heart,

I just check in the newspaper today about my horoscope. I was worried that it said
my life is horrible especially love.
what shall i do...shall i believe my horoscope?

by **Kyle_Trager** Wed 28 May 2008, 4:05 pm

where's that devil-wears-prada now?

by Devil_Wears_Prada Wed 28 May 2008, 9:54 pm

sha wrote:Dear Dr Heart,

I just check in the newspaper today about my horoscope. I was worried that it said
my life is horrible especially love.
what shall i do...shall i believe my horoscope?

Dear Darling,

When I was a kid a bought gum with a paper in it that says " Someday you are going to be a Ms. Universe ", kids of my age that time used to believe they are true. I am now way beyond the age qualification for beauty pageants, I have joined lots of pageants darling and still I am a MISS. Nothing follows...

I love reading it just to kill time but I do not believe in those things. There is such a thing called free will. Follow your heart whatever makes you happy do it. Your life is how you make it. Do not base it to some horoscope. The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

You Filipinos love fortune telling. Madame Auring always mention in here predictions that Philippines will be hit by super typhoons. Duh! When was the time you were not hit by typhoons. You live in the Pacific so expect it every year!!!

Btw, you look so pretty... you can be one of my models down here if you want...LOL

by Devil_Wears_Prada Wed 28 May 2008, 9:55 pm

Kyle_Trager wrote:where's that devil-wears-prada now?

Behind and counting your sins... LOL

by confused Wed 28 May 2008, 10:04 pm

I think I am in love...what to do?

by Devil_Wears_Prada Wed 28 May 2008, 10:08 pm

confused wrote:I think I am in love...what to do?

You are in love with what? Your girlfriend, boyfriend, pet or yourself...I am not a fortune teller...

You said " I think I am in love..." Then go back to me when you are sure already okay...and i will tell you what to do...

by sexualhealer Mon 02 Jun 2008, 4:05 pm

Hi Hi,
I am having a major problem. My boyfriend thinks that I am too fat. I weigh only 50kg... How am I gonna tell him that I am not fat. Oh yes, by the way, he ways 129kg. Please help cos its affecting our relationship... :evil:

Regards
Sexual