Re: Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny

by **Nazrin** Thu 04 Dec 2008, 7:21 pm

farah91 wrote:oh ya..i found it!hahhahahah!

lol, mine is 61393 Razz

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by **Nazrin** Thu 04 Dec 2008, 7:23 pm

sprity wrote:TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

by **sprity** Thu 04 Dec 2008, 8:48 pm

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

by **Nazrin** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 8:27 am

No Eating In The Cafeteria!

by **Nazrin** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 8:27 am

At a cafeteria: Only eat one apple, god is watching
Eat as many cookies as you want, god is watching the apples.

by **Nazrin** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 8:28 am

1. No skating in the skating arena.
2. No talking in your speech.
3. No dancing at the dance club.
4. No smoking in the smoking zone.

by **Nazrin** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 8:28 am

Don't close your book with a gum in it.
Don't kill your neighbor's dog and bury it in his garden.
Don't buy 21st Century Fox movies - the logo may fall on you.

by **Nazrin** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 8:28 am

Do not use a blanket as protection against tornados

by **ahdeng88** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 7:08 pm

Nazrin wrote:At a cafeteria: Only eat one apple, god is watching
Eat as many cookies as you want, god is watching the apples.

by **Nazrin** Mon 08 Dec 2008, 8:24 pm

Who wouldn't faint?

Warning: Reader discretion are advised

A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next
to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, "Seven
foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three-pound
left ball, three-pound right ball, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints!

The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. He asks the small guy, "What's wrong?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big guy looks down and says "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty
pounds, twenty-inch dick, three- pound left ball, three-pound right
ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."

by **Nazrin** Tue 09 Dec 2008, 10:49 am

"Doctor, doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live, " said the old man. "Hang on, I'll be with you in a minute, said the doctor.

by **Nazrin** Tue 09 Dec 2008, 10:50 am

Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says "School Ahead. Go Slow." So I did!

by **sprity** Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:48 pm

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

by **Diyanah_Punlapa** Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:04 pm

Nazrin wrote:Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says "School Ahead. Go Slow." So I did!

Naz

by Cassopeia Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:37 am

Nazrin wrote:"Doctor, doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live, " said the old man. "Hang on, I'll be with you in a minute, said the doctor.

Wow, this is funny.. Very Happy

by **camomile** Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:26 am

Sardarjee on the rool !!

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..

Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!
Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio! """

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .

stick

by **sprity** Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:17 pm

lol.....

good job camo.........

by **farah91** Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:30 pm

what the heck?!
wahahahah!!

Cam

by **sprity** Wed 24 Dec 2008, 5:13 pm

"POOR BOYS!"

When a Girl Cries ------------]The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this......

by **farah91** Wed 24 Dec 2008, 7:56 pm

sorry for boys..heheheh..

by **Diyanah_Punlapa** Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:57 pm

Hahaa! Aww.. Poor boys!

by **ahdeng88** Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:35 pm

by **camomile** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:25 am

Sardarji again!!!

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 Sardar10

by **camomile** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:26 am

And again!!

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 Sardar11

by **camomile** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:32 am

Another one.

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 20051128040353as

by **camomile** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:37 am

by **camomile** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:40 am

hehehe...

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 Sardar13

by **sprity** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 7:43 pm

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

by **sprity** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 7:44 pm

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

by **Diyanah_Punlapa** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:54 pm

Hahaa, Sprity and Cam!!! stick

What's with all the Sadarji jokes?? LOL!!!! You guys are so funny!!

by **ahdeng88** Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:15 pm

by **mrs rafa** Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:03 pm

good job ~

by **camomile** Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:31 pm

Sardarjee again!!!!

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 Sardar14

by **camomile** Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:36 pm

and again...

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 Showle10

by **camomile** Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:42 pm

another one..

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 11 Librar10

by **ahdeng88** Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:49 pm

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

by **camomile** Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:32 am

by **camomile** Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:35 am

by **Diyanah_Punlapa** Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:22 pm

by **mrs rafa** Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:48 pm

oh camm....

u're awesome !!

by **Nazrin** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:34 am

camomile wrote:Another one.

OWN!

by **sprity** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:38 pm

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

by **sprity** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:40 pm

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher
erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

by **sprity** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:43 pm

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

by **farah91** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:38 pm

ahdeng88 wrote:It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

by **farah91** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:42 pm

sprity wrote:Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

oh,poor him!! Razz

by **farah91** Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:44 pm

sprity wrote:Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher
erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

by **ahdeng88** Fri 02 Jan 2009, 11:08 am

When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, " Mrs Jones, do you know me?

The grandmother responded, " Why, yes i know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. "

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorny?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem, he can't built a normal relationship with anybody, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

Cam

by **Nazrin** Fri 02 Jan 2009, 12:19 pm

ahdeng88 wrote:When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, " Mrs Jones, do you know me?

The grandmother responded, " Why, yes i know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. "

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorny?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem, he can't built a normal relationship with anybody, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

LMAO!!

by **farah91** Fri 02 Jan 2009, 2:05 pm

Nazrin wrote:
ahdeng88 wrote:When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, " Mrs Jones, do you know me?

The grandmother responded, " Why, yes i know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. "

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorny?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem, he can't built a normal relationship with anybody, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

LMAO!!

funny granny!! Razz

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