Re: Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny

by **JonL0ver** Tue 01 Apr 2008, 6:53 pm

Funny, funny sprity. Do you have a collection?

by **sprity** Wed 02 Apr 2008, 7:48 pm

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

by **camomile** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 1:33 pm

hahahaha sprity......Goodness.....

by **camomile** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 1:48 pm

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says "Oh just a beer".

The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?".

The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month".

The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"?

The man said "Well the month is up tonight".

by **benjbuddy** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 2:03 pm

so funny

by **sprity** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 2:05 pm

lol.....

by **sprity** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 2:43 pm

When u feel sad ..
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit. BCoz liars go to hell !!!!

by **ronhahetaf** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 2:59 pm

when i was younger i hated going to weddings...
all my aunts and old ones came up to me,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me,
you're next...

they stop that crap after i started doing the same thing at them at
funerals...

by **camomile** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 3:00 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!

by **benjbuddy** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 3:02 pm

ronhahetaf wrote:when i was younger i hated going to weddings...
all my aunts and old ones came up to me,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me,
you're next...

they stop that crap after i started doing the same thing at them at
funerals...

OMG

by **benjbuddy** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 3:02 pm

sprity wrote:When u feel sad ..
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit. BCoz liars go to hell !!!!

do u do this sprity Razz

by **sprity** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 3:03 pm

i hate u stand in front of mirrors and cameras.....

by **ronhahetaf** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 5:12 pm

it's easy to tell if a man is married or not..
just watch him drive a car with a women sitting besides hi....

if both his hands are on the wheel,u can be sure he's married

by **ronhahetaf** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 5:13 pm

by **sprity** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 6:13 pm

Life without u is impossible,

u r in my breath and blood.

i cant stay for a second without u,

if u r not there i am dead

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oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

by **camomile** Thu 03 Apr 2008, 11:16 pm

Is this a repeat telecast sprity???? stick

by **sprity** Fri 04 Apr 2008, 12:36 pm

camomile wrote:Is this a repeat telecast sprity????

did i posted it already..... hmmmmm.... ok i wil try to avoid it....

by **camomile** Fri 04 Apr 2008, 1:45 pm

sprity wrote:
camomile wrote:Is this a repeat telecast sprity????

did i posted it already..... hmmmmm.... ok i wil try to avoid it....

Yes on 16 March at 1.16pm Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 3 532340

by **sprity** Fri 04 Apr 2008, 5:44 pm

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

by **sprity** Fri 04 Apr 2008, 5:45 pm

man to his Frnd : I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

by **camomile** Fri 04 Apr 2008, 9:22 pm

sprity wrote:"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

hahahaha this is nuts

by **sprity** Sat 05 Apr 2008, 12:56 pm

Good morning.... :shaa:

by **camomile** Sun 06 Apr 2008, 12:19 pm

Our funny man sprity is on holiday

Happy holiday sprity

by **sprity** Mon 07 Apr 2008, 2:31 pm

An employee forwarded his mail to a HR....

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

by **camomile** Mon 07 Apr 2008, 3:11 pm

LOL...I come across that email queries everytime....

by **camomile** Tue 08 Apr 2008, 1:12 pm

by **sprity** Tue 08 Apr 2008, 6:37 pm

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

by **camomile** Wed 09 Apr 2008, 9:20 am

Yes Sprity...I also wonder why hmmmmmm

by **sprity** Wed 09 Apr 2008, 1:35 pm

When u feel lonely n alone & cannot see any 1 around u, the world seems 2 b fading away, com along wit me I'll take u to an eye specialist.

by **sprity** Wed 09 Apr 2008, 7:54 pm

Last nite i went 2 bed without u.. cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely underwear.....

by **benjbuddy** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11 am

sprity wrote:Last nite i went 2 bed without u.. cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely underwear.....

sprity hahahaha u r so hilarious Very Happy

by **dexter02** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:48 am

hahahaha

by **camomile** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 5:21 pm

ahahaha....must be superman lost his underwear....because he wear it on the outside....

by **sprity** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 6:40 pm

camomile wrote:ahahaha....must be superman lost his underwear....because he wear it on the outside....

lol......

by **sprity** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 7:30 pm

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

by **JonL0ver** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 7:37 pm

Nice one, Sprity.

(,)

by **sprity** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 7:38 pm

JonLover wrote:Nice one, Sprity.

(,)

thank u jon.... :)

by **ronhahetaf** Thu 10 Apr 2008, 8:13 pm

sprity wrote:Last nite i went 2 bed without u.. cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely underwear.....

wahahaahahah..this is funniest thing i ever heard..hahahaha

by **camomile** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:38 am

Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

by **aladiah** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:37 am

wahahaha...
thanks guys, you made me laugh..
i really needed that... :)

keep them coming, sprity and cam.... hehe

by **camomile** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:33 am

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

by **dexter02** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:49 am

@cam: hahaha.

by **sprity** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:03 pm

@cam....

Nice.... keep posting....

by **sprity** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:10 pm

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces....

by **sprity** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:36 pm

"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

by **sprity** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:02 pm

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.
our class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once our teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol...

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!

"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"....

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by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:39 pm

Life's little things:

Isnt it strange that the best thing are always taken??

Parang ako.. taken na... :)

by **aladiah** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59 pm

hahaha alen, NAKZZZ..... ang lakas!!!!! stick

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:18 pm

aladiah wrote:hahaha alen, NAKZZZ..... ang lakas!!!!!

haha!

check this site,haha. Very Happy

madami dito:

pinoyjoke.blogspot.com

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23 pm

a blackman, a whiteguy, and a pinoy were in the bar when a sexy lady comes up and says,
"whoever can use the words liver and cheese with style will be my date tonight"

White: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me
Black: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love you
Pinoy: hey, you two!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese mine!!! yeh!!!

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