Re: Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25 pm

a cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. one of the doctors laughed.
when asked why he said..

im just thinkin about my coffin

im a gynecologist

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27 pm

A nun riding a taxi
Driver: i'd like to ask a favor if i may, sister i've always fantasized kissing a nun
Nun: thats ok.. im on my way to a costume party and my real nam
nun: ok but first you have to be a catholic, 2nd you have to be single
taxi driver: i am both catholic and single
so the nun fulfills the taxi driver fantasy and kiss him
driver: thank you but i must confess.. i lied to you.. i am married and im a muslime is BOYET!!!

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28 pm

Nabangga ni Epay si Inday

Inday: How dare you try to increase your speed towards such a trajetory as myself.
Epay: Please accept my deepest apologies for it was not my utmost intention to colide you.
Inday: if i coudl logically deduce from such action, i say that you are uncivilized
Epay: but i have to say that it happened is because the intense mental concentration had shielded you from my range of vision

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29 pm

Minsan pinaupo ako sa isang room sa gitna ng maraming tao....

Ayun dun nauso ang CENTER of ATTRACTION!!!

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30 pm

Morons!!! i was never raised by my mom to be a coquette!!! im nurtured
with such dignity, respect and morality. Even poverty cant make me do
such scandalous act. i dont rely on aesthetic products and on skimpy
and scantily clad outfits. So pathetic!!

-- banat ni inday nung alukin siyang magpose sa FHM

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30 pm

Graduation Day Speech:
tonight i am graduation, i invitation you all
to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too. i
will die five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all and i
will ask my father to cook my mother.. thank you!!

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34 pm

alenn_wafu wrote:A nun riding a taxi
Driver: i'd like to ask a favor if i may, sister i've always fantasized kissing a nun
Nun: thats ok.. im on my way to a costume party and my real nam
nun: ok but first you have to be a catholic, 2nd you have to be single
taxi driver: i am both catholic and single
so the nun fulfills the taxi driver fantasy and kiss him
driver: thank you but i must confess.. i lied to you.. i am married and im a muslime is BOYET!!!

EDITED: (it is messed up)

A nun riding a taxi
Driver: i'd like to ask a favor if i may, sister i've always fantasized kissing a nun
nun: ok but first you have to be a catholic, 2nd you have to be single
taxi driver: i am both catholic and single
so the nun fulfills the taxi driver fantasy and kiss him
driver: thank you but i must confess.. i lied to you.. i am married and im a muslim
Nun: thats ok.. im on my way to a costume party and my real name is BOYET!!!

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35 pm

A pinoy in New York bumps into a blackman...

BLACKMAN: Hey, watch it!!! you muddafucka!!!

Pinoy: Gago ito ah!!! MADAFAKA RIN SANA!!! ngo ngo!!!

by **alenn_wafu** Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38 pm

LAST ONE! Good night everyone.. Laughing

INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS: tunog ng orasan

PAYT: laban para sa Pinoy

TAYTOL: pamagat ng laban

JENGKEH: name ng dyowa niya

NO PEER: sponsor nya

MOTOR KID: pag-ikot niya sa Maynila

CHECK IN: manok sa McDo

CORRUPT: pagsara ng mata

BARIRA: nakalaban niya

WIT: timbang

WAWAWE: noontime show

DUET: gawin mo

L.A.: Leto Atsensya!!

QOUTES: tawag niya kay Freddie!!!

by **ahdeng88** Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:32 am

Any translation, please?

by **ahdeng88** Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:23 pm

This one:

My mind is all muddlled up. I just
want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out.
Is BIRDS FLU the
past tense of BIRDS FLY?

lol

by **ahdeng88** Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:25 pm

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He
said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.

by **ahdeng88** Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:26 pm

Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave
your
previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell
me where!"
________________________________________________________________

by **dexter02** Mon 14 Apr 2008, 2:01 pm

hahaha.

by **sprity** Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:25 pm

lol.... lots of funny things...

by **sprity** Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:29 pm

U can hear these types of incorrect statements in Indian schools and colleges....

tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..

"i understand. u understand.computer how understand??

our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

by **MOOrderer** Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:25 am

by **ahdeng88** Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20 am

Hahahaaha..... it's so funny.... so cute... where did u get the pics from, moo??? i lik it...

by **aladiah** Thu 17 Apr 2008, 8:21 pm

really funny, moo!!!!

by **kRiSHNa** Thu 17 Apr 2008, 8:28 pm

by **aladiah** Thu 17 Apr 2008, 8:42 pm

krish, your LOLz are not enough!!!

here.. more LOLz....

stick

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:10 pm

oh man....where did get those gorgeous princesses photos.....hahaha

oh my princesses....oh my oh my oh my

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:12 pm

alenn_wafu wrote:A pinoy in New York bumps into a blackman...

BLACKMAN: Hey, watch it!!! you muddafucka!!!

Pinoy: Gago ito ah!!! MADAFAKA RIN SANA!!! ngo ngo!!!

meaning???

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:14 pm

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:15 pm

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:16 pm

Randy Jackson aka Admin!!!

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:17 pm

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:19 pm

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:21 pm

sprity wrote:U can hear these types of incorrect statements in Indian schools and colleges....

tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..

"i understand. u understand.computer how understand??

our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

whahaha sprity.....

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:22 pm

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

by **MOOrderer** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:59 pm

camomile wrote:
alenn_wafu wrote:A pinoy in New York bumps into a blackman...

BLACKMAN: Hey, watch it!!! you muddafucka!!!

Pinoy: Gago ito ah!!! MADAFAKA RIN SANA!!! ngo ngo!!!

meaning???

ohh filipinos will be the people who will laugh at this kind of joke HAHAHA LOL am laughing now.

by **MOOrderer** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 2:05 pm

ahdeng88 wrote:Hahahaaha..... it's so funny.... so cute... where did u get the pics from, moo??? i lik it...

haha lol just got it from some friendster profile..

by **camomile** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 2:12 pm

MOOrderer wrote:
camomile wrote:
alenn_wafu wrote:A pinoy in New York bumps into a blackman...

BLACKMAN: Hey, watch it!!! you muddafucka!!!

Pinoy: Gago ito ah!!! MADAFAKA RIN SANA!!! ngo ngo!!!

meaning???

ohh filipinos will be the people who will laugh at this kind of joke HAHAHA LOL am laughing now.

hehe...oh is that the actual meaning?

by **MOOrderer** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 2:57 pm

Why people can't mnd their own business?
1. they have no business
2. they have no mind

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HOW CAN I SPELL "UGLY" without "U"?

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[TRANSLATED in ENGLISH]
PIDOL: You know what? My granny is already 120 years old but she is still staying in Home for the Aged.
Dennis: Ha! I have a better granny than yours! My granny is 120 years old also, and she is the one who make my school uniforms
JOEY: I have the best granny!!! She cooks for me, she irons my clothes and she still even can dance gracefully!
DENNIS: Really? Where is your granny?
JOEY: She's in the hospital
PIDOL: Is she sick?
JOEY: No. She's giving birth to a baby boy :).
cyclops

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SIGNS THAT YOU ARE CUTE
1. You Have memory loss
i forgot the other 2!!

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JEAN: My Sister is in the Hospital
FELISA: WHAT HAPPENED??
JEAN: Nothing. She's a nurse.

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PATIENT: Doc, what am i going to do? My heart is beating so fast!
DOCTOR: No need to worry! I can let that stop in no time. I love you

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TEACHER: Ok,our lesson for today is about Chemistry. Fred,what is Chemistry?
FRED: Uhh,hmmm.. Ah! It's our lesson for today! clown

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AMERICAN SPECIALIST: You have a brain tumor!
PINOY: YIHEEE! In the philippines i have no brain but here in America, i have two more? Hahaha!

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SON: Dad, what should I do? I really love the person, but I don't know what to do.
FATHER: Uhummmm! You really have grown up! Be courageous,kid! Nothing to be afraid of! Can you tell me who this person is?
SON: Our basketball Coach

by **dexter02** Fri 18 Apr 2008, 6:07 pm

Jimmy: Why does Paula Abdul always cry on American Idol? Because Simon's tits keep poking her in the eye. hahahaha

by **sprity** Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:51 pm

What did a dog will get when he graduated from school ?

A pedigree

by **sprity** Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:33 pm

What did the pencil say to the other pencil ?

You are sharp

by **camomile** Sat 19 Apr 2008, 4:48 pm

dexter02 wrote:Jimmy: Why does Paula Abdul always cry on American Idol? Because Simon's tits keep poking her in the eye. hahahaha

wahahahahahhaha

by **dexter02** Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:08 pm

Jimmy:

American Idol without Simon Cowell is like:

christmas without the grinch or
picnic without ants or
Ryan Seacrest without the faux hawk.

hehehe

by **ahdeng88** Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:17 am

THere was a shortest essay competition held. The essay must include something related to religion, royalty, sex and mystery, & must be as short as possible..........

Finally, there is one winner... This is his essay --

"Oh My God ! ' said the Queen, "I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it"!!!

stick

by **camomile** Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:11 pm

hahaha ahdeng

really funny....the essay really covers all

by **sprity** Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:10 pm

If somebody comes & tells U,

That u r FOOL…..

Don’t be Angry,

Go to them,

Catch their Neck &

Tell them

PLZ keep it as SECRET…

Don’t Tell Others…

by **alenn_wafu** Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:11 pm

sprity wrote:If somebody comes & tells U,

That u r FOOL…..

Don’t be Angry,

Go to them,

Catch their Neck &

Tell them

PLZ keep it as SECRET…

Don’t Tell Others…

by **dexter02** Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:57 pm

ahdeng88 wrote:THere was a shortest essay competition held. The essay must include something related to religion, royalty, sex and mystery, & must be as short as possible..........

Finally, there is one winner... This is his essay --

"Oh My God ! ' said the Queen, "I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it"!!!

smart and funny! lol!

by **camomile** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:15 am

sprity wrote:If somebody comes & tells U,

That u r FOOL…..

Don’t be Angry,

Go to them,

Catch their Neck &

Tell them

PLZ keep it as SECRET…

Don’t Tell Others…

hahahaha

by **sprity** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:40 pm

Hi

Picture on Notepad...!! ever heard .....? -by an Italian painter and Indian software engineer.

Try below. you will definitely believe in this; what you see.....!!!

1) Copy the whole picture given below.
2) Open 'Note Pad'.
3)Paste the copied pictures in Note Pad and see the result.

STUPID!!
YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID , USE YOUR BRAIN!!!!
THIS FOR WHAT YOUR COMPANY PAYZ!!!!
DON'T WASTE TIME ..
GET ON TO YOUR WORK..

by **Jeesan** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:15 pm

OMG! That post said I'm stupid! wahahahahahaha

Good one Sprity!

by **JonL0ver** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:30 pm

Hehehe, Sprity, Am I ??? stick

by **aladiah** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 3:04 pm

whuuuuut????!!!!
oh my goodness!!! hahaha
yeah...... i guess, Im stupid!! haha stick

nice one sprity!!!

by **camomile** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 5:54 pm

heheh i knew it

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