Re: Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny

by **MOOrderer** Thu 24 Apr 2008, 6:43 pm

sprity wrote:Hi

Picture on Notepad...!! ever heard .....? -by an Italian painter and Indian software engineer.

Try below. you will definitely believe in this; what you see.....!!!

1) Copy the whole picture given below.
2) Open 'Note Pad'.
3)Paste the copied pictures in Note Pad and see the result.

STUPID!!
YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID , USE YOUR BRAIN!!!!
THIS FOR WHAT YOUR COMPANY PAYZ!!!!
DON'T WASTE TIME ..
GET ON TO YOUR WORK..

haha nooo im noot stupid Very Happy

by **ahdeng88** Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:15 am

by **ahdeng88** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:20 am

A doctor ask a fat patient :" What fits your busy schedule better, exericising one hour a day, or being dead 24 hours a day?

by **ahdeng88** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:22 am

A lady tell a waiter this :" I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake."

by **ahdeng88** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:24 am

"Potato chips arent's rubbery and blubbery like fat. They are crispy and crunchy like lettuce. That proves they're diet food!!"

by **ahdeng88** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:27 am

"If u put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry, it counts as a salad!!"

by **ahdeng88** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:28 am

"I was going to wake up early to go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1."

by **ahdeng88** Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:30 am

"The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there!!"

by **sprity** Thu 01 May 2008, 4:28 pm

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

by **sprity** Thu 01 May 2008, 4:29 pm

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

by **camomile** Thu 01 May 2008, 5:52 pm

ahdeng88 wrote:"The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there!!"

hhahaha ahdeng....is it from your experience?

by **camomile** Thu 01 May 2008, 5:53 pm

sprity wrote:"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

hehehe good one sprity stick

by **ahdeng88** Thu 01 May 2008, 10:18 pm

sprity wrote:"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

by **happy_face** Fri 02 May 2008, 8:22 pm

HAHA LOL

by **sprity** Thu 08 May 2008, 6:57 pm

U stole my Memories

I excused U.....

U stole my Laugh,

I excused U.....

U stole my Heart,

i excused U.....

But.....

This is too Much.....

Plz return My

Underwear.......

by **sprity** Thu 08 May 2008, 7:02 pm

Man : I want to share every thing with U.

Lady : Ok. let's start from ur bak Account.

by **sprity** Thu 08 May 2008, 8:14 pm

3 ants saw an elephant coming towards them....

1st Ant : we will break his leg

2nd ant : we will kill him

3rd ant : leave him guys, he is alone & we are 3....

by **ahdeng88** Sun 11 May 2008, 8:30 am

sprity wrote:U stole my Memories

I excused U.....

U stole my Laugh,

I excused U.....

U stole my Heart,

i excused U.....

But.....

This is too Much.....

Plz return My

Underwear.......

hahahaha

by **ahdeng88** Sun 11 May 2008, 8:31 am

sprity wrote:Man : I want to share every thing with U.

Lady : Ok. let's start from ur bak Account.

This is funi too.!!!!! lol!

by **sprity** Mon 12 May 2008, 2:27 pm

This is an amazing Left/Right brain co-ordination…

While sitting at ur Chair , make clockwise circles with ur Right Foot.While

Doing this,draw no.6 in the air with ur Right Hand.Ur foot will change its

Direction or stops. If not U are probably a genius capable of controlling

Ur BRAIN….. Try it….

by **JonL0ver** Mon 12 May 2008, 5:43 pm

I did it and nothing changed. (,)

by **Alan_Ariel** Mon 12 May 2008, 5:44 pm

JonLover wrote:I did it and nothing changed. (,)

jon is a genius.. haha..

by **JonL0ver** Mon 12 May 2008, 5:48 pm

no lah. It's just that I tried it and nothing changed. (,)

by **sprity** Mon 12 May 2008, 6:05 pm

Alan_Ariel wrote:
JonLover wrote:I did it and nothing changed. (,)

jon is a genius.. haha..

try again jon....

surely u will find it that u r a genius....

by **JonL0ver** Mon 12 May 2008, 6:29 pm

I did it 3 times actually. stick

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 9:23 am

sprity wrote:This is an amazing Left/Right brain co-ordination…

While sitting at ur Chair , make clockwise circles with ur Right Foot.While

Doing this,draw no.6 in the air with ur Right Hand.Ur foot will change its

Direction or stops. If not U are probably a genius capable of controlling

Ur BRAIN….. Try it….

Yeah... i can do it!!!! Lyza (Dancing)

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 9:31 am

Ok, another one.

Can u clench your right fist, hit on the right lap lightly (up and down movement),

then rub your left palm to and fro (front and back movement) on your left leg.

THen now, do them together...

If u are able to do it, now change the position, ie.. clench your left fist n rub your right palm... thn switch position again, n again..

Hope u all can understand what i'm trying to say

This one is easier then sprity's

by **Alan_Ariel** Tue 13 May 2008, 2:22 pm

ahdeng88 wrote:Ok, another one.

Can u clench your right fist, hit on the right lap lightly (up and down movement),

then rub your left palm to and fro (front and back movement) on your left leg.

THen now, do them together...

If u are able to do it, now change the position, ie.. clench your left fist n rub your right palm... thn switch position again, n again..

Hope u all can understand what i'm trying to say

This one is easier then sprity's

i can do it.. :o

by **ronhahetaf** Tue 13 May 2008, 4:38 pm

sprity wrote:3 ants saw an elephant coming towards them....

1st Ant : we will break his leg

2nd ant : we will kill him

3rd ant : leave him guys, he is alone & we are 3....

hahaha..woow..3rd ant is soooo sweet...

by **sprity** Tue 13 May 2008, 4:44 pm

ronhahetaf wrote:
sprity wrote:3 ants saw an elephant coming towards them....

1st Ant : we will break his leg

2nd ant : we will kill him

3rd ant : leave him guys, he is alone & we are 3....

hahaha..woow..3rd ant is soooo sweet...

jus like me....

by **sprity** Tue 13 May 2008, 8:22 pm

AS years go , U may lose ur hair,teeth & eyesight.

But not ur Smartness,talent,brightness & Intelligence,

B’coz

U can lose only what U have……

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:40 pm

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:41 pm

Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
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by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:41 pm

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?'
Operator: ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:42 pm

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:45 pm

Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:46 pm

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '.

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:50 pm

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:50 pm

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:57 pm

Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:58 pm

Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.

by **ahdeng88** Tue 13 May 2008, 11:59 pm

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too fu#king stupid to own a computer!!!!!'

by **JonL0ver** Wed 14 May 2008, 12:38 am

LOL, Ahdeng stick

OMG, I was laughing very hard. Hahaha

by **Alan_Ariel** Wed 14 May 2008, 11:04 am

by **sprity** Sat 17 May 2008, 4:20 pm

Deadlock........

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,

so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and

I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going

abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving

private tution: I have work for a week, so you need

not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a

week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets

spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am

spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend

that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss

has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend

this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving

private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my

teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I

can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this

week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement

by **ahdeng88** Sat 17 May 2008, 7:21 pm

hahahaahahah.... Sprity... it's so funi... I cannot stop laughing now.. lol...

by **sprity** Mon 19 May 2008, 3:00 pm

Behind Every successful student

There is one good teacher….

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But what about Failed student?

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A beautiful teacher…..

by **sprity** Mon 19 May 2008, 6:07 pm

Advantages of not having LOVER….

Save Time
Can sleep well
Don’t have to bother about missed calls
Don’t have to worry about how U look.
No SMS in middle of the nite
No need to recharge Ur Mobile often
Can talk with all guys/gals
Go anywhere with anyone

by **aladiah** Mon 19 May 2008, 6:16 pm

sprity wrote:Advantages of not having LOVER….

Save Time
Can sleep well
Don’t have to bother about missed calls
Don’t have to worry about how U look.
No SMS in middle of the nite
No need to recharge Ur Mobile often
Can talk with all guys/gals
Go anywhere with anyone

I miss being single.. j/k

by **benjbuddy** Mon 19 May 2008, 7:13 pm

sprity wrote:Advantages of not having LOVER….

Save Time
Can sleep well
Don’t have to bother about missed calls
Don’t have to worry about how U look.
No SMS in middle of the nite
No need to recharge Ur Mobile often
Can talk with all guys/gals
Go anywhere with anyone

perfect!

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