Re: Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny

by **ahdeng88** Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:06 am

kopi means coffee, tiam means shop ( they r in hokkien).. so it means coffee shop...

by **sprity** Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:37 pm

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

by **ahdeng88** Sat 30 Aug 2008, 7:24 pm

LOL....

by **Alan_Ariel** Mon 01 Sep 2008, 5:54 pm

can i put myself here? am i funny enough? Razz

by **farah91** Wed 03 Sep 2008, 10:59 pm

LOL alan!
hakhak!!

by **Nazrin** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 5:36 am

woohooo.. Love Love Love.. Razz

by **Nazrin** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 5:37 am

If Mr. Bean being a president, what will happen to the country?

by **camomile** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 8:49 am

On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

by **camomile** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 8:59 am

In a cementery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

by **camomile** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 9:06 am

Dry cleaner's Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT

by **camomile** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 9:06 am

Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

by **camomile** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 9:07 am

A laundry room in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

by **camomile** Thu 04 Sep 2008, 9:20 am

On the grounds of a schoolNO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

by **Alan_Ariel** Fri 05 Sep 2008, 4:50 pm

Nazrin wrote:woohooo.. Love Love Love..

??

by **Nazrin** Fri 05 Sep 2008, 7:09 pm

Alan_Ariel wrote:
Nazrin wrote:woohooo.. Love Love Love..

??

What?

by **Alan_Ariel** Fri 05 Sep 2008, 7:30 pm

nothing lah.. Rolling Eyes

by **Nazrin** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 6:51 am

"Who put the "freak" in french fries"
"There is no freak in french fries"
"Thats what ive been tryin to tell you there is no freakin french fries"

by **Alan_Ariel** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 8:07 am

hahaha

by **camomile** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 1:07 pm

Oh who in love? Nazrin? Alan?

Nazrin with who? NF? LOL

by **camomile** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 1:08 pm

Did you know alan cannot flood in the axn forum because there is no voting thread? LOL

by **Alan_Ariel** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 1:26 pm

camomile wrote:Did you know alan cannot flood in the axn forum because there is no voting thread? LOL

lol

by **Nazrin** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 5:56 pm

He can..

Jon make a SPAM thread.. which is stupid . .LOL ( I like it actually )

by **Nazrin** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 5:57 pm

C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E S.O.N.G

LOL! Spongebob I love you!

by **Nazrin** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 6:04 pm

My mommy said I could ( HILLARIOUS )

by **Alan_Ariel** Sat 06 Sep 2008, 6:17 pm

haha.. thanks to jon, then.. Razz

by **sprity** Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:13 pm

:?: ........ everyone is out of stock..... no jokes.......

by **sprity** Fri 19 Sep 2008, 7:13 pm

CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

Your wife called, she wants her sign back!

by **dexter02** Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:17 pm

lol!
i miss this thread.
:)

by **ahdeng88** Wed 01 Oct 2008, 8:30 pm

THis is a Restaurant in Taiwan.... Look at their tables and chairs

Put Anything Funny Here, Anything as long as it is Funny - Page 9 Taiwan10

by **ahdeng88** Wed 01 Oct 2008, 8:31 pm

by **farah91** Wed 01 Oct 2008, 9:35 pm

wahahahah!
i will never eat at this place la...
no appetite anymore.. Razz

by **Alan_Ariel** Fri 03 Oct 2008, 8:50 pm

yeah, me too.. stick

by **ahdeng88** Mon 06 Oct 2008, 2:07 pm

It's unique lah!! anyway it's oni toilet bowls n sinks...Look at the designs of the toilet seats, so nice!!! hahahaha

by **heartz1988** Tue 07 Oct 2008, 8:42 pm

check out this guys youtube page.... its hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/user/TomsterMusic

by **Nf-Heartbreaker** Tue 07 Oct 2008, 9:23 pm

Here's something funny:
HAHAHAHA.

There. Isn't that funny? LOLLLLLL.

by **Nf-Heartbreaker** Tue 07 Oct 2008, 9:26 pm

OH.
Go YouTube and type: Japanese Toilet Prank

VERY FUNNY HAHAHAH!

by **sprity** Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:30 pm

A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband
likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book. Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies thinking "isn't that obvious!"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.............

by **sprity** Wed 15 Oct 2008, 5:16 pm

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

by **sprity** Wed 15 Oct 2008, 5:18 pm

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

by **sprity** Wed 15 Oct 2008, 5:53 pm

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

by **sprity** Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:22 pm

Difference between appraisal and resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "

Trainee: "Yes I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation

**********

In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

**********

In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.

In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

**********

During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

**********

There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

**********

Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"

by **Diyanah_Punlapa** Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:28 pm

Anyone seen the funny pic of Oliver on the catwalk yet??

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:49 am

sprity wrote:Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:51 am

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much
would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:52 am

Mother: David, come here.
>> David: Yes, mum.
>> Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
>> David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
>> Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm
>> scolding you now.

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:52 am

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?>> Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:53 am

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:53 am

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that b! e?
Boy: He only became a father when I born la !!!

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:54 am

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

by **ahdeng88** Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:54 am

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

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